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Note: This is a designated "extra credit" assignment, and so is listed for bookkeeping purposes as being worth zero points. It is actually worth up to 25 points. Remember, the requirement is that students complete any two of the four possible Activities within a given unit. At the end of the unit, the points DO work out, though you may see a temporary grade reduction until a given unit is finished and the points balance out. LM08 (Chapter 6) Activity: Primate Times Classified Ads Using the information you have been reading and learning about OR any other resource at your disposal, associate the following ads with the most likely candidates to respond, taken from the following list. Justify your choices (explain how you used clues in each ad to lead you to your decision, and be prepared to defend them!). Choose only one candidate per ad; no candidate will be used twice and not all candidates will be used. Hanuman langur, Bushbaby, Lemur, Gorilla, Gibbon, Chimpanzee, Orangutan, Baboon, Howler Monkey, Capuchin Monkey, Tarsier, Loris, Colobus Monkey, Marmoset, Japanese Macacque 1. Latin Lover seeks likeminded primate for days filled with arboreal bliss and evenings filled with the sound of sweet howls carrying across the forest canopy. 2. African Queen seeks her King. I'm a shy, wide-eyed night owl looking for a good time when the sun goes down. I' Il make your rhinarium wet. 3. South Asian Ape looking to fulfill fantasy of long term monogamous relationship with a caring male. Come brachiate with me. 4. East Asian animal enjoys slow lumbers through the forest, swaying from tree to tree, and long knuckle-walks on the forest floor. Send reply to "Clyde" 5. Shake your moneymaker! Out of work former organgrinder's assistant seeks to lock prehensile tails with other likeminded enthusiasts. I'm cute, hardworking, diurnal, and enjoy my home in Central America. 6. Indian Rajah wants to rock your world. I'm sacred in my country; come worship me. Vegetarians only need apply. Graduate of Colobine High School. 7. Do you long for the companionship of a strong, long-toothed cercopithecine to protect you and your offspring on the wilds of the African savannah? Reply to Bob. 8. Don't look before you leap! Lonely island-bound lady seeks males to vertically cling and leap to my rescue. 9. I never thought I would find another haplorhine nocturnal South Asian such as myself. Are you the dry-nosed prosimian of my dreams? LO. Handy maker of termite sticks is looking for someone with whom to share the fruits of my labor. My termite mound or yours? 11. Frustrated by overzealous advances? Want the security of a monogamous or polyandrous relationship? Try me! I may have claws and be a bit on the primitive side, but my gum tree is open for business and I've always wanted twins. 12. Worried about your next date's appearance? Try Loretta's Grooming Service! My extra long grooming claw, dental comb, and slow methods will work wonders with your hair. South Asia area only. Evening appointments only, please!
PRIMATE TIMES CLASSIFIED ADS Associate the following ads with the most likely candidates to respond, taken from the following list. Justify your choice (e.g explain how you used clues in each ad to lead you to your decision, and be prepared to defend them!). Choose only one candidate per ad; no candidate will be used twice and not all candidates will be used. Hanuman langur, Bushbaby, Lemur, Gorilla, Gibbon, Chimpanzee, Orangutan, Baboon, Howler Monkey, Capuchin Monkey, Tarsier, Loris, Colobus Monkey, Marmoset, Japanese Macacque 1. 4. 7. 10, 1. Latin Lover seeks likeminded primate for days filled with arboreal bliss and evenings filled with the sound of sweet howls carrying across the forest canopy. 2. African Queen seeks her King. I'm a shy, wide-eyed night owl looking for a good time when the sun goes down. I'll make your rhinarium wet. 3. South Asian Ape looking to fulfill fantasy of long term monogamous relationship with a caring male. Come brachiate with me. 4. East Asian animal enjoys slow lumbers through the forest, swaying from tree to tree, and long knuckle-walks on the forest floor. Send reply to "Clyde" 5. Shake your moneymaker! Out of work former organgrinder's assistant seeks to lock prehensile tails with other likeminded enthusiasts. I'm cute, hardworking, diurnal, and enjoy my home in Central America. Reply to Marcel. 6. Indian Rajah wants to rock your world. I'm sacred in my country; come worship me. Vegetarians only need apply. Graduate of Colobine High School. 2. 5. 8. 11. 7. Do you long for the companionship of a strong, long-toothed cercopithecine to protect you and your offspring on the wilds of the African savannah? Reply to Bob. 8. Don't look before you leap! Lonely island- bound lady seeks males to vertically cling and leap to my rescue. 9. I never thought I would find another haplorhine nocturnal South Asian such as myself. Are you the dry-nosed prosimian of my dreams? 10. Handy maker of termite sticks is looking for someone with whom to share the fruits of my labor. My termite mound or yours? 11. Frustrated by overzealous advances? Want the security of a monogamous or polyandrous relationship? Try me! I may have claws and be a bit on the primitive side, but my gum tree is open for business and I've always wanted twins. 12. Worried about your next date's appearance? Try Loretta's Grooming Service! My extra long grooming claw, dental comb, and slow methods will work wonders with your hair. South Asia area only. Evening appointments only, please! Did you justify your responses? 3. 6. 9. 12.